Posted by Joker on June 26, 2002, 6:57 pm
A horse and a baby chicken were best friends and spent all their time together. One day while walking, the horse fell into a ravine. Help me cried the horse! Go get Farmer Jones! Farmer Jones was no where to be found. The chick took the farmer's BMW, drove out to the ravine, tied a rope to the horse, and pulled him free. The horse said, "You saved my life. I'm so happy."
A few days later, again while out on a stroll, the horse and chick came to a mud puddle. It was 2 feet wide and 15 feet long. The chicken did not want to walk around so he decided to wade through. Mid-way, there was a deep hole and he fell in. "Help, Save me!" he cried. Thinking fast, the horse walked across, dropped he dick, and said "Grab hold and I'll pick you up and carry you to safety." Which he did and saved the chick.
The moral is: You don't have to have a BWM to pick up chicks...just be hung like a horse!
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