Posted by Randy Just wanted to let you know I enjoy all of your jokes. I'll have to keep checking back on this site. Thanks for a good laugh.
on July 20, 2002, 12:03 am
--Previous Message--
: Boudreaux been fishin down by de bayou all de
: day and he done run outa night crawlers.
: He be bout redeye to leave when he seed a
: snake wit a toad frog in hits mouth. He
: knowed that dem big bass fish likes toad
: frogs so he dun decided to steal that
: froggie.
: That snake, hit be a cottn mouthed water
: moccasin so'd he have to be real carefull
: like or he'd git bit.
: He snuk up behind de snake and grabbed him
: roun de haid. That ole snake di'nt lik hit
: one bit.
: He commemced to squirm'n an wrapped itself
: around Boudreaux's arm try'n to get free,
: but Boudreaux, him had a real good grip on
: his haid, yea.
: Well Boudreaux pried hit's mouth open and got
: de frog and put's it in his bait can.
: Now Boudreaux knows that he cain't let go of
: de snake or hit's goin' ta bite him good,
: but he had a plan.
: He reached into de back pocket of'n his bib
: over-hauls and pulls out a pint o'
: moonshine likker. He pours a couple of
: draps inta de snake's mouth.
: Well that snake's eyeballs roll back in hits
: head and hits body goes limp. Wit dat
: Boudreau toss's duh snake inta da crick
: then he goes back tuh fish'n.
: A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumptin
: tapp'n on his barefoot toe.
: Well, he slowly look down and dare be dat
: water mocassin, and he gat TWO toad frogs
: in his mouth.
:
:
Message Thread:
« Back to thread