Posted by matt on August 4, 2002, 6:53 am - You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend. - Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason. - You think kids that ride skateboards are weird. - The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty", but is actually just like your town. - Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise - You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people." - The people in the city dress funny, then you pick-up on the trend two years later. - Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store. - You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town. - Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to get stronger. - The city council meets at the coffee shop. - Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Wal-Mart. - Even the ugly people enter beauty pageants. - Your teacher calls you by your older siblings names. - Your teachers remember when they taught your parents. - The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away. - So is the closest mall. - It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower.
- The cc golf course had only 9 holes.
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