Be as FUNNY as YOU CAN BE!! :o)
Posted by Hank on August 30, 2002, 3:39 pm --Previous Message--
Hey! I can relate to most of those situations!
: - The cc golf course had only 9 holes.
: - You can't help but date a friend's
: ex-girlfriend.
: - Your car stays filthy because of the dirt
: roads, and you will never own a dark
: vehicle for this reason.
: - You think kids that ride skateboards are
: weird.
: - The town next to you is considered
: "trashy" or "snooty",
: but is actually just like your town.
: - Getting paid minimum wage is considered a
: raise
: - You refer to anyone with a house newer than
: 1980 as the "rich people."
: - The people in the city dress funny, then
: you pick-up on the trend two years later.
: - Anyone you want can be found at either the
: Dairy Queen or the feed store.
: - You see at least one friend a week driving
: a tractor through town.
: - Football coaches suggest that you haul hay
: for the summer to get stronger.
: - The city council meets at the coffee shop.
: - Weekend excitement involves a trip to a
: Wal-Mart.
: - Even the ugly people enter beauty pageants.
: - Your teacher calls you by your older
: siblings names.
: - Your teachers remember when they taught
: your parents.
: - The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away.
: - So is the closest mall.
: - It is normal to see an old man riding
: through town on a riding lawn mower.
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