Posted by matt on August 31, 2002, 9:35 pm Soon everyone had exited the church, except for one elderly gentleman who Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am"?
Subject: Satan and the Old Man
A few minutes before the Sunday service started, the townspeople were
sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front
of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the doors,
trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that
God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying physical agony
for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, then, why aren't you
afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
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