Posted by Clark on March 27, 2003, 4:03 pm The man gets up and goes to the door where "Not a chance," says the husband, "it He slams the door and returns to bed. "Did you help him?" she asks. "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "I think you should help him, and you The man does as he is told, gets dressed, He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock
in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.
a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring
rain, is asking for a push.
is 3 o'clock in the morning!"
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a
push," he answers.
"No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the
morning and it is pouring out there!"
Can't you remember about three months ago
when we broke down and those two
guys helped us?
should be ashamed of yourself!"
and goes out into the pounding rain.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
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