Posted by Jack Rose --Previous Message--
on July 22, 2004, 6:11 pm, in reply to "POTTY TRAINING"
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: : This is guaranteed to make anyone who has
: potty trained a kid laugh! ( Or
: even if you have ever met a child)
: My three year old son had a lot of problems
: with potty training; and I was
: on him constantly. One day we stopped at
: Taco Bell for a quick lunch in
: between errands. It was very busy, with a
: full dining room. While enjoying
: my taco, I smelled something funny, so of
: course, I checked my seven month
: old daughter, and she was clean. Then I
: realized that Matt had not asked to
: go potty in a while, so I asked him and he
: said,"No." I kept thinking,
: "Oh
: Lord, that child has had an accident and I
: didn't have any clothes with me."
: Then I said,"Matt, are you sure you
: did not have an accident?"
: "No," he
: replied. I just knew that he must have,
: because the smell was getting
: worse.
: Sooooo... I asked one more time,"Matt,
: did you have an accident?" Matt
: jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over
: and spread his cheeks and
: Yelled..."SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST
: FARTS!!!!!"
: While 20 people nearly choked to death on
: their tacos, he calmly pulled up
: his pants and sat down to eat his food as if
: nothing happened. I was
: mortified! Some kind elderly people made me
: feel a lot better, when they
: came over and thanked me for the best laugh
: they had ever had!!
: Another old gentleman stopped us in the
: parking lot as we were leaving, bent
: over to my son and said, "Don't worry
: son, My wife accuses me of the same
: thing all the time... I just never had the
: nerve to make the point like you
: did."
: Thank You, I can't remember laughing so hard that I couldn't finish it, Jack and Sue
:
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