Posted by Allen on September 1, 2004, 6:40 pm
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3 old men died and went to heaven. When they got there god was going to give them each a car. Depending on how good they were in life would decide on how nice of a car they got. God asked the first man "How long were you married to your wife and how many times did you cheat on her?" The first husband replied "I was married to her for 50 years and cheated on her 6 times". God said "Not bad, I'll give you an Accord". God asked the second husband the same question. He replied "I've been married to my wife for 53 years and only cheated on her once". God said "pretty good, I'll give you an H2 Hummer". God asked the third husband the same question, he replied "I've been married to her for 70 years and NEVER cheated on her". God said "perfect, I'll give you a ferrari". The next day in heaven, the first two husbands saw the third husband on the floor crying. They asked him what was wrong. The third husband replied "I just saw my wife, and she was on a skate board!"
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