Be as FUNNY as YOU CAN BE!! :o)
Posted by Shawn on January 24, 2005, 10:59 pm, in reply to "Re: small town 2" --Previous Message--
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I can relate to most of those situations, except in Bland, VA, there is no golf course or coffee shop, and fewer than 30 houses newer than 1980 for the rich people to live in.
: Are you referring to Dallas, NC?
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: Hey! I can relate to most of those
: situations!
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: - The cc golf course had only 9 holes.
: - You can't help but date a friend's
: ex-girlfriend.
: - Your car stays filthy because of the dirt
: roads, and you will never own a dark
: vehicle for this reason.
: - You think kids that ride skateboards are
: weird.
: - The town next to you is considered
: "trashy" or "snooty",
: but is actually just like your town.
: - Getting paid minimum wage is considered a
: raise
: - You refer to anyone with a house newer
: than
: 1980 as the "rich people."
: - The people in the city dress funny, then
: you pick-up on the trend two years later.
: - Anyone you want can be found at either the
: Dairy Queen or the feed store.
: - You see at least one friend a week driving
: a tractor through town.
: - Football coaches suggest that you haul hay
: for the summer to get stronger.
: - The city council meets at the coffee shop.
: - Weekend excitement involves a trip to a
: Wal-Mart.
: - Even the ugly people enter beauty
: pageants.
: - Your teacher calls you by your older
: siblings names.
: - Your teachers remember when they taught
: your parents.
: - The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away.
: - So is the closest mall.
: - It is normal to see an old man riding
: through town on a riding lawn mower.
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