Posted by Paul I say we gather up all of the steroids users and create a league called "Battle Roids" where we let them swell as big as possible. This league will be nothing but individual players challenging each other in homerun derbys. Points are scored by distance and like a dartboard, different sections of the ballpark will be marked with numbers. I swear MLB will lose half of their fans this new amazing sport. MLB will then try to compete with our league by starting a pitching game called "Flame Roids" which will do no good because it sounds too close to hemoroid flair up. Pitchers will have to pitch baseballs into strikezones that get smaller and smaller until they have to pitch it into a beanbag-box hole. Points are awarded by speed and accuracy. The best of the best face off in October using aluminum bats and golf balls. I have just invented the greatest game ever. Paul
on 11/14/2006, 23:52:39, in reply to "Sammy's back"
Wow, Canseco is trying too I hear.
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