Posted by Gary Tiplady THE ULIMATE 7’ 3” BUTLER…(FULL 3 HOUR SPLIT ROUTINE) Then it’s mingling with guests asking if they are enjoying their nibbles and topping up their drinks and lots of tom foolery with the guests.
on 7/6/2005, 12:33 pm
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THE PROVEN ICE BREAKER AT ANY SOCIAL GATHERING.
The evening begins with the gigantic 7 ft 3ins high Lurch welcoming the guests with his low down grumbling voice and crunching enormous hand shake.(just the men that is) and ask have they got there invitation
As the guests arrive for the evening I start taking coats off the male guests (with some of the men still in them ha ha) I may then give a few brush downs with my super massive clothes brush maybe comb a few hairs set straight a few ties and ask that “I expect they have life insurance cover ”
It’s more often than not the wives that give that answer.
Whoa betide if anybody is late.
Then with my booming Lurch tone I enounce that “dinner is about to be served” Then it’s off round the tables seating the guests and making sure there napkins are placed tightly around there necks. I then precede top glasses with wine…. Posing for photographs etc. Sometimes there is substitution of the cutlery where I replace normal cutlery with twisted ones with some of my silly props. Also being a completely qualified chef I am on hand if any body dares queries the meal or complains about the service… I will sort it. Then when coffee arrives, I then serve a few cups and go about offering shoulder massages with a twist of venom and asking “if they enjoyed the meal”
All in all, a proven ice breaker at any social corporate occasion.
Gary Tiplady web site www.garytiplady.co.uk (jawss@garytiplady.co.uk
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