PBDrunks Message Board: What men really think

What men really think

Posted by stunner on 5/6/2002, 3:36 pm

"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream
with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have
no chance at all of making it logical."
CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first
girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've
ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I
admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely
clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping
desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next
3 days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

Message Thread:

What men really think - stunner 5/6/2002, 3:36 pm
« Back to thread

Post a Response

Your Name:

Your Email:

Subject:

Message:

--Previous Message-- : "I'M GOING FISHING" : : Means: "I'm going to drink myself : dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream : with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim : by in complete safety." : : : : "IT'S A GUY THING" : : Means: "There is no rational thought : pattern connected with it, and you have : no chance at all of making it logical." : : : : CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" : : Means: "Why isn't it already on the : table?" : : : : "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," : OR "YES, DEAR..." : : Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a : conditioned response. : : : : "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO : EXPLAIN" : : Means: "I have no idea how it : works." : : : : "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT : I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." : : Means: "I was wondering if that redhead : over there is wearing a bra." : : : : "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO : HARD." : : Means: "I can't hear the game over the : vacuum cleaner." : : : : "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." : : Means: "Are you still talking?" : : : : "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." : : Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F : Troop', the address of the first : girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle : identification numbers of every car I've : ever owned, but I forgot your : birthday." : : : : "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT : YOU THESE ROSES." : : Means: "The girl selling them on the : corner was a real babe." : : : : "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, : IT'S NO BIG DEAL." : : Means: "I have actually severed a limb, : but will bleed to death before I : admit that I'm hurt." : : : : "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M : DOING." : : Means: "And I sure hope I think of some : pretty soon." : : : : "I CAN'T FIND IT." : : Means: "It didn't fall into my : outstretched hands, so I'm completely : clueless." : : : : "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" : : Means: "What did you catch me at?" : : : : "I HEARD YOU." : : Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue : what you just said, and am hoping : desperately that I can fake it well enough : so that you don't spend the next : 3 days yelling at me." : : : : "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE : ELSE." : : Means: "I am used to the way you yell : at me, and realize it could be worse." : : : : : "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." : : Means: "Please don't try on one more : outfit, I'm starving." : : : :

Optional Image URL:

Optional Link Title:
Optional Link URL:

Notify me by email of all message replies.

Please enter the numbers above. This helps stop spam.

By posting, you confirm that you have read and agreed to be bound by the board's usage terms.

Hosted for FREE by Boardhost.
Create your own free message board!