Posted by Stunner Men's Rules 1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to 1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 1. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of 1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle 1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on 1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. 1. Check your oil! . Please. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. 1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of 1. I'm in shape. - ROUND is a shape
on 5/14/2002, 6:23 pm
We always hear "the rules" from the feminine side. Ok - we
now hear the guys' side. These are our rules! Please note ...
these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's
up, put it down.
see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun
formation, and NASCAR.
the tides. Let it be.
of it that way.
is fine. Really!!
hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints
do not work. Just say it!
a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty,
would look good with your dress?
question.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
it done-not both. If you already know best how to do it, just
do it yourself.
commercials.
months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your
girlfriends.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a
fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about
you.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.
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