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Great Valentine Greetings

Posted by stunner on 5/21/2002, 11:13 pm

BAD VALENTINE GREETINGS
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store.
In hopes that later, you'd be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a man of style, you're a man of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wish you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

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--Previous Message-- : BAD VALENTINE GREETINGS : : 10. I admire your strength, I admire your : spunk : But the thing I like best, is getting you : drunk. : : 9. Our love will never become cold and : hollow : Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. : : 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the : store. : In hopes that later, you'd be my whore. : : 7. This feels so good, it feels so right : I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. : : 6. You're a man of style, you're a man of : class : Especially when I'm spanking, your : big-round-fat ass. : : 5. Before I met you, my heart was so : famished : But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A : SANDWICH!!! : : 4. Through all the things that came to pass : Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass. : : 3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie : I just wish you had J-Lo's : "booty". : : 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny : So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm : horny! : : 1. If you think that hickey looks like a : blister : You should check out the one that I gave to : your sister! : :

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