Posted by Stunnner Here are the rest, enjoy...
on 11/23/2002, 12:48 pm
172.172.148.99
"Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?"
"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."
"I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button."
WARNING: These are NOT intended to be used
You will most likely get a negative response if you attempt to use any of these pick up lines when approaching women. They are funny and intended for entertainment purposes only. However, if you have already have a conversation or two with a particular woman, you can opening with something like "Want to hear this funny pick up line I've heard... (insert line)". This will probably make her laugh and warm up to you. I suggest only using these in a scenario such as the one described above. With that said, on to the pick up lines...
"The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word."
"I'm not actually this tall, I've got this bad habit of sitting on my wallet."
"Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!"
"Excuse me. Do you want to f**k or should I apologize?"
"I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there."
"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."
"Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"
"What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."
"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."
You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll owe you one."
"Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "f**k it". "
"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"
"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."
"Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can't stop. "
"Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it. "
"Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart."
"The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. "
"Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."
"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."
"What smiles, winks, and has a 12 inch penis?" smile and wink.
"I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast."
"Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
"I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears. "
"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."
"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
"What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?"
"You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad."
you say "You look just like my first wife" she says "How many times have you been married?" you say "never".
"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. "
"you say "I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink" she says "Why?" you say "Because I dropped mine when I looked at you"
"If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! "
"If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."
"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? "
"When God made you, he was showing off."
"If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. "
"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. "
"I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you."
"Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom wouldn't let you get it, no matter how much you begged?? Well that's how I feel about you."
"It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me! "
"Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change? "
"Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled. "
"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? "
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?"
"Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass! "
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up!"
"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
"Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?"
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