Posted by Stunner
on 12/9/2002, 8:44 pm
198.81.26.175
A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. Sandy approached and asked if he was alright. The boy said he was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself. Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay", looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here alone?" "Because," the little boy said with great exasperation, "I'm the ####ing goalie."
One day a blonde calls her friend and says, "I need you to come over and help me solve this puzzle." He says, "What's it a puzzle of?" She replies, "From the box, it looks like a tiger." So, thinking himself to be a rather good puzzle person, he shows up at her house and she shows him to the table where all of the puzzle pieces are scattered across the table. The friend takes a look at the puzzle pieces, and then at the box, then back at the pieces, then turns to his blonde friend and says: "First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger. Secondly, go get a cup of coffee, and put all of these pieces back in the Frosted Flakes box."
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