Posted by Stunner THAT MEN PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ON DAYS THAT STARTED
on 4/1/2003, 6:59 pm
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A RECENT STUDY FOUND OUT WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER TO HAVE SEX. IT WAS FOUND
WITH
THE LETTER "T."
FOR EXAMPLE:
TUESDAY
THURSDAY
THANKSGIVING
TODAY
TOMORROW
THATURDAY AND THUNDAY
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WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED........
A RECENT SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED TO DISCOVER WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT:
5% SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER.
12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE TOILET.
83% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME.
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THE PERFECT BREAKFAST...as a man sees it...
YOU'RE SITTING AT THE TABLE AND YOUR SON IS ON THE COVER OF WHEATIES.
YOUR MISTRESS IS ON THE COVER OF PLAYBOY.
AND YOUR WIFE IS ON THE BACK OF THE MILK CARTON.
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(Q) WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER 50?
(A) NUDITY
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(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRLFRIEND AND A WIFE?
(A) 45 LBS.
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(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOYFRIEND AND A HUSBAND?
(A) 45 MINUTES.
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(Q) WHAT'S THE FASTEST WAY TO A MANS HEART"
(A) THROUGH HIS CHEST WITH A SHARP KNIFE.
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(Q) WHAT DO YOU CALL A SMART BLONDE MALE?
(A) A GOLDEN RETRIEVER
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(Q) WHY DID OJ SIMPSON MOVE TO WEST VIRGINIA?
(A) EVERYONE HAS THE SAME DNA
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(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERN ZOO AND A NORTHERN ZOO?
(A) A SOUTHERN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL ON THE FRONT OF THE
CAGE,
ALONG WITH A RECIPE.
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(Q) WHAT'S THE CUBAN NATIONAL ANTHEM?
(A) ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT
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(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE AND A SOUTHERN
FAIRYTALE?
(A) A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS, "ONCE UPON A TIME." A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE
BEGINS, "Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS SHIT
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