Posted by Stunner
on 5/19/2003, 12:51 pm
130.86.149.128
>>Women's prayer
>>Before I lay me down to sleep,
>>I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
>>One who's handsome, smart and strong,
>>One who's loves to listen long,
>>One who thinks before he speaks,
>>When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
>> I pray that he is gainfully employed,
>>When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
>>Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>>Massages my back and begs to do more.
>>Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
>> Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
>>I pray that this man will love me to no end,
>>And never attempts to hit on my friends.
>>Amen.
>>---------------------
>>Man's prayer
>>I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
>>store.
>>Amen
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