Posted by Jennifer --Previous Message--
on 11/23/2003, 9:19 pm, in reply to "Northern California Barbies"
68.8.133.218
: Barbie Dolls Inc. Announces The Release of
: Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for the Northern
: California Market:
: Pleasanton Barbie: This princess Barbie is
: only sold
: at the Stoneridge Mall. She comes with an
: assortment
: of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog and
: a cookie
: cutter house. Options include tummy tuck,face
: lift and
: a workaholic Ken.
: San Ramon Barbie: This trendy homemaker
: Barbie is
: available with the Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar
: minivan,
: gets lost easily, and has no full time
: occupation or
: secondary education. Traffic jamming cell
: phone sold
: separately. Optional matching gym outfit.
: Richmond Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie
: comes
: with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a
: low-rider
: Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted
: windows and
: a Meth Lab Ken. Also available in a Mexican
: version.
: Rancho Cordova/Gold River Barbie: This yuppie
: Barbie
: comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a
: souped up
: Hummer 2, Starbucks cup, credit card and
: shallow Ken.
: Stockton Barbie: This white-trash model comes
: in
: Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR
: shirt,
: big hair, a six pack of Coors Light and a
: Hank, Jr. CD
: set. She can spit over 5 feet and she can
: kick Ken's
: ass when she's drunk. A pickup is available
: with
: Confederate flag bumper stickers.
: Tahoe Barbie: This collagen injected,
: rhinoplastic
: Barbie still has not learned that you can't
: wear a
: leopard print ski outfit without looking
: passe, even
: if you are actually skiing.
: Berkeley Barbie: This Barbie actually comes
: in two
: variations. One has long gray hair and
: archless feet,
: sandals with white socks, no makeup and a
: mutt . The
: other version has frizzy hair, a dingy white
: tanktop,
: low cut jeans and scratch-n-sniff armpits.
: Bakersfield Barbie: This tobacco chewing,
: brassy-haired Barbie still has not learned
: that you
: can't wear high-heeled sandals from Payless
: with no
: pedicure and without breaking a heel and
: falling while
: you chase your beer-gutted, hollow
: gold-chain-wearing
: boyfriend. Her make-up is dark red lip liner
: with
: lips covered in a sparkly pink color or no
: fill-in at
: all. Her ensemble includes low-rise
: acid-washed jeans
: with assorted colored G-strings that stick
: out the
: back of her jeans, a white barely-there
: see-through
: shirt. Her long, layered hair is
: bleached/highlighted
: and BIG. Accessories include: CD-player
: equipped with
: Bon Jovi, rusty old Ford pick up.
: Texas Transplant Barbie: This b###h of a
: Barbie comes
: with a Ford SUV (Texas plates), a knife to
: stab other
: Barbies in the back, and tons of makeup.
: Carnivore Ken
: sold separately.
: They are working on developing an
: "Oakland Barbie",
: but she keeps getting shot.
: Piedmont Barbie: This True Blonde shops
: exclusively in
: Walnut Creek and Carmel. She drives her Land
: Rover
: (sold separately) to the Oakland Public
: Library. She
: has an MBA from Stanford but has never worked
: outside
: the home. Her child stroller is bigger than
: your house
: and her tennis trophies are discreetly hidden
: behind
: CEO Ken's golf trophies. She knows enough
: Spanish to
: talk with the nanny; Tagalog to speak to the
: cook; and
: Chinese, Vietnamese and Korean, to talk with
: the
: gardener, house painter, and housekeeper
: respectively.
: She is a lifelong member of the Junior League
: and her
: Piedmont estate on Sea View Drive is featured
: in
: Architectural Digest. Her family owns a
: winery in
: Napa, but she buys cases of "2-Buck
: Chuck" at Trader
: Joe's. Hence the need for the rear-loading
: Land
: Rover. Her dirty little secret?? She's a
: closet Democrat.
:
:
That is so ####ed up... for one I am not mad and do not take those descriptions seriously, but you will find the prissiest snobby, but also the nicest chicks in Bakersfield. The girls in Bakersfield are the same as the girls you will find any where in Southern California... and a little side note, at least we don't say "hella"!!! The chicks you were describing come from a place called Oildale. People should really give Bakersfield a chance it is not half bad!!!
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