Posted by Stunner
on 3/19/2004, 2:23 pm
172.196.200.124
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE, AREN'T:
> > 10. I need to whip it out by 5.
> > 9. Mind if I use your laptop?
> > 8. Just stick it in my box.
> > 7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
> > 6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
> > 5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid.
> > 4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
> > 3. It's an entry level position.
> > 2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
> >
> > And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn't
> >
> > 1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!
> >
> > TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, AREN'T:
> >
> > 10. Have you looked through her briefs?
> > 9. He is one hard judge
> > 8. Counsellor, let's do it in chambers.
> > 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
> > 6. Is it a penal offence?
> > 5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
> > 4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
> > 3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
> > 2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
> >
> > And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't
> >
> > 1. Think you can get me off?
> >
> >
> > TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, AREN'T:
> >
> > 10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
> > 9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk .
> > 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
> > 7. Look at the size of his putter!
> > 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
> > 5. Mind if I join your threesome?
> > 4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
> > 3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
> > 2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
> >
> > And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't
> >
> > 1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first
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