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yes,but going back to my original hypothesis,

Posted by Gar on June 21, 2001, 9:51:27

I think we should not mock those who go into scary houses as it's a source of adventure,But your information is quite informative,and i find it to be accurate.
Vampires are rather like humans,i know alot of humans who fit most of those features-smelly,evil,bite blood(darned hickeys),etc.
As long as no-one decides to jump on board the "vampire hate"band wagon,cos next ,you know, the fat cat bashing will ensue.
HISSS!!!!
--Previous Message--
: unrelated to anything, but just in case you
: happened to have a vampire living near
: you..
: Vampires are evil creatures that bite people
: on the neck and suck out all their blood.
: Vampires are immensely strong, they have
: teeth like icicles, and they usually wear
: a black cape even indoors.
: Vampires live in old, spooky houses that
: you'd have to be stupid to go anywhere
: near. Many people do just that, though.
: Vampires sleep in coffins. Since coffins fit
: only one person, few vampires are married.
: Vampires do not like garlic. Fortunately for
: them, though, blood tastes fine without
: it.
: Vampires do not like running water. They
: never have a bath, because they have to
: get a friend to fill it for them. They
: never ever have a shower.
: Vampires smell deathly.
: Vampires do not like the sign of the cross.
: This makes addition very hard for them.
: Vampires enter their victims' houses by
: changing into a bat and flying in through
: an open window. If no windows are open,
: they may pretend to be bat-shaped
: envelopes and sneak in through the
: letter-box.
: Vampires will die if they stand in the sun.
: Because of this, they don't go on holiday
: very often.
: As with most people, a vampire will die if
: you hammer a wooden stake through its
: heart.
: Vampires have no reflection - not even the
: upside-down one you get when you look in a
: spoon. As they
: can't use a mirror, vampires can never comb
: their hair properly, and it always ends up
: pointy at the front.
: Vampires are always hundreds and hundreds of
: years old.
: Since vampires are always old, they must need
: glasses so they can see properly. Whenever
: they turn into a bat, their glasses will
: fall off. Then, when they turn back, they
: won't be able to see to bite anyone.
: So
:
: You have nothing to fear from vampires.
:
:

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Some info on vampires... - L8R June 21, 2001, 8:32:23
- yes,but going back to my original hypothesis, - Gar June 21, 2001, 9:51:27
  - Re: yes,but going back to my original hypothesis, - VampuL8R June 21, 2001, 10:14:54
    - Re: yes,but going back to my original hypothesis, - tbc June 22, 2001, 1:47:41
      - Re: yes,but going back to my original hypothesis, - L8R June 22, 2001, 6:38:37
        
        Re: yes,but going back to my original hypothesis, - tbc June 23, 2001, 21:38:24
        
        well i'm not fat,IM musclular - Gar June 22, 2001, 9:37:40
        
        Re: well i'm not fat,IM musclular - L8R June 22, 2001, 11:16:41
        
        that....is ...not untrue - Gar June 22, 2001, 16:41:50
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--Previous Message-- : I think we should not mock those who go into : scary houses as it's a source of : adventure,But your information is quite : informative,and i find it to be accurate. : Vampires are rather like humans,i know alot : of humans who fit most of those : features-smelly,evil,bite blood(darned : hickeys),etc. : : As long as no-one decides to jump on board : the "vampire hate"band wagon,cos : next ,you know, the fat cat bashing will : ensue. : : HISSS!!!! : --Previous Message-- : unrelated to anything, but just in case you : happened to have a vampire living near : you.. : Vampires are evil creatures that bite people : on the neck and suck out all their blood. : Vampires are immensely strong, they have : teeth like icicles, and they usually wear : a black cape even indoors. : Vampires live in old, spooky houses that : you'd have to be stupid to go anywhere : near. Many people do just that, though. : Vampires sleep in coffins. Since coffins fit : only one person, few vampires are married. : Vampires do not like garlic. Fortunately for : them, though, blood tastes fine without : it. : Vampires do not like running water. They : never have a bath, because they have to : get a friend to fill it for them. They : never ever have a shower. : Vampires smell deathly. : Vampires do not like the sign of the cross. : This makes addition very hard for them. : Vampires enter their victims' houses by : changing into a bat and flying in through : an open window. If no windows are open, : they may pretend to be bat-shaped : envelopes and sneak in through the : letter-box. : Vampires will die if they stand in the sun. : Because of this, they don't go on holiday : very often. : As with most people, a vampire will die if : you hammer a wooden stake through its : heart. : Vampires have no reflection - not even the : upside-down one you get when you look in a : spoon. As they : can't use a mirror, vampires can never comb : their hair properly, and it always ends up : pointy at the front. : Vampires are always hundreds and hundreds of : years old. : Since vampires are always old, they must : need : glasses so they can see properly. Whenever : they turn into a bat, their glasses will : fall off. Then, when they turn back, they : won't be able to see to bite anyone. : So : : You have nothing to fear from vampires. : : : :

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