Posted by Cooper on 7/9/2005, 10:29 am The evidence: - Anal. He loves butt sex. Ok fine. Do it in the pooper. But this kid aims for the barking spider every single time. No clam for this kid. He's allergic to shellfish. (the main reason I'm writing this is because "The Sicko" aka "The Brush" aka "Liability's Right-Hand Man" called me last night and left a message at what had to be 4 am telling me he had butt sex with a high schooler on his front lawn) - Hair. Constantly updating his follicles. Kid has a new hairdo every 3 weeks. Not that this is solely a gay thing to do, but in this case, it is. - Streaking. This kid will do anything to strip clothes and flap around main street anywhere. The reason, perhaps, he does this is to encourage other "sickos" to join in on the homoerotic fun. Hey guys, let's rock out with our cocks out! - His shaking hands. Dude. The kid has friggin shaking hands. You know who else has shaking hands? The gays.
152.163.101.8
The charge:
Angelo is a gay.
- "Crossing Streams." This kid will hear the noise of a dude peeing and run to the bathroom and knock down the door. He will make himself piss, even if he doesn't have to. Anything. Anything, to get a peak at another dude's wand.

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