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Posted by keebravitz on 7/17/2005, 9:29 pm The Fence: a good 18ft off the boardwalk, beachside. preceded with a shorter fence, 4 ft before it. the height of the fence was slightly less level then the boardwalk. was it possible? the fence was a sturdy one, made of the highest grade. picket with wire and nylon mesh. quite a bit sturdier than one would think. cooper warmed up thoroughly. counting his steps, and perfecting his arc and angle at which he would take off the boardwalk. at this point he is wearing nothing, but my boxer shorts, (ya know how i always wear gym shorts as boxers) ((his cargo shorts just werent cutting it)) it didnt help that me and peterstein offered him $40 just to attempt such madness, and $100 if he actually made it. seinfeld's friend showed up and offered another $20 for attempting. and as we looked at it, we kept saying "yeah dude, you got it!" and "if i had an ACL right now, i'd do it in a heartbeat" he was convinced, you shoulda seen the determination in his bloodshot patron eyes. maybe it was the fact that we ran into crystal rivera's gigantor boobs, and he wouldnt leave her side the whole night. (they're f'n massive fun!) so i had my video phone a rollin'. here he comes, at a speed that most black-out-drunk people cant reach, atleast in a straight line. he launched himself right off the boardwalk. flying like a wreckless soul. you could tell he realized in mid-air, that this wasnt quite the best idea. feet first, he wrecks into the fence. wood and metal go a flyin' and cooper bounces back in the gap between the two fences. lands on his back, and folds up like a pretzel. i threw my phone, (so the video didnt save, sorry) and rushed to his aid, as peterman ws in complete shock. to much avail. the boy was alive. not well. bu alive. saying "i'm allright. i'm allright." the boy was quite happy to be alive, as were we. there were metal stakes in the ground all around him, so close to impailing himself. what would we tell is parents? "umm, mr. and mrs. cooper, ya know your son stephan right?. okay good. well ya know how he usually looks and walks like this? okay. well he doesnt look like that anymore. yeah he died. he hit a fence by the boardwalk. he was pretty close to making it over though. we told him we'd give him $60, so i guess we should give it to you then... so do you want steve? b/c he's in the back seat. should we bring him inside or something?" who knew cooper could have such disregard for himself and his body. me and adam are very proud of you. and youall should be as well. he has quite the scratches on all appendages. you might wanna stop by and check him out. he's quite the sight. this also prompted us to shoot a movie "professional fencing." it's a story of a young fence jumper "Skip" (played by stephan cooper), and his life as a fence jumper. and his never-ending relentless fence to jump the fence that took out his friend "Red" (an injury retired fence jumper played by myself) and his friend "Monte" (played by Adam Peterjewishberg) who helps guide "Skip" as he jumps the fences of his life. don't worry, everyone will be involved. details to follow. cooper. our new "hero"
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you guys wouldnt believe what happend down in belmar. it wasnt the fact that i failed a sobriety test going into the bar, and wasnt able to get in because the alphabet doesnt begin with nor end in the letter "P", nor does it contain the number "7", and leaves out "LMNO". (i was able to get in 20 mins later). it wasnt the fact that there were midget's dancing on the bar dressed as oompa loompas throwing mardi gras beads. and we looked at them as if nothing was out of place b/c we we're so f'n shot. it wasnt the fact that we drank a whole bottle of Petron for pre-game. it wasnt the fact that we all got naked and jumped into the ocean. no. it all started when Peterjewenstein simple said: "hey cooper, i bet you couldnt jump over that fence." 
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