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Posted by abc on April 12, 2007, 3:37 pm First, I ask that you please forgive the anonymous For the past four years I've been working as a high-level advisor In the following months, a number of rumours started circulating around the Although I have not witnessed such transfigurations of Boris myself, the I am sending you this email to ask that you please spread this message; Thank you!
To whom it may concern:
nature of this email, but due to concerns for the safety of myself
and that of my family, it is vital that my true identity is concealed.
in an underground department within the British Shadow Government
(The Conservative Party).
In early 2005 my department came under the supervision by Boris
Johnson, Member of Parliament for Henley.
Since then, both myself and my colleagues have witnessed some most
incredible things, notably the true nature of Boris Johnson.
Our suspicions started in September 2005 when a number of my co-workers
claimed to have seen Boris Johnson carrying out strange occult rituals,
of which I have been told involved chanting and making marks on his forearms.
department of Boris Johnson 'turning into a reptile'.
Of course, myself, along with others shrugged off such ideas as being a hoax;
until those who had perpetrated the rumour all stopped turning up to work.
unexplained disappearance of four close friends and colleagues who claimed
to have witnessed this event, has made me certain beyond doubt that Boris
Johnson is a reptilian.
because of the vulnerable position I'm in, there's very little I can do
to publicise this. Please make the public aware.
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