I'm having the house, the kids, the car, DIVORCE!!!!!!
Just because I could never satisfy your perve grey alien fetish desires, you go off looking for a 'bi-curious' young guy to dress up in your werido outfits and blow up your grey alien 'dolls'.
You are a single woman from today as far as I'm concerned.
mrs. tiswas is now ms tiswas.
Your ex hubby.