Posted by alex
on 11/9/2005, 11:07 am, in reply to "Breakfast letter"
24.8.172.225
Dear Croissant,
You flaky bastard! I write you regarding your overall greasy poofiness. Your arrogance has really become a pain in my nooks and crannies. You maybe crescent shaped, but decidedly not crescent fresh.
Piss off!
English Muffin
Dear English Muffin,
Quit all the kretching about Frenchy already. At least he's got flavor, you not so much. Always with the nooks and the crannies. You got no chew. You got no taste... You got no hole. I kid cause I love, but get your goy ass of the plate already.
Feh!
Bagel
Dear Bagel and English Muffin,
You idiots! How silly of you for thinking anyone should be on the plate but myself. Your lack of style! Your lack of taste! I would not feed you to my dog! I look forward to pushing you off the plate tomorrow.
Au revoir,
Croissant
Dear Old Dudes,
You suck, I rock! I got sprinkles and you suck. I'm fast, I'm sweet, I'm frosted. You dudes are cold and old.
Later,
Pop Tart
P.S. You suck.
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