Posted by Scott on 7/14/2001, 13:44:26
My newest rant involves something as simply MAN as having a penis. A haircut. When I was a youngster I went to a barbershop. It had it's own smell, a mixture of bayrum, butchwax, shaving lotion, cigars,and B.O. Now, since the only place to get a haircut is the local beauty shop, or is more than ten miles away, unless you count the drunk down the street where you get your stuff done before ten AM or take your chances. Hell, before ten, he shakes, after ten he weaves. The beauty shop smells like burning hair from perm solution frying some poor womans head, perfume and other very unmanly things. It has freakin rows of hair-dryers. There ain't a comic book or a field and stream in the place, but you may just lay your hands on this months COSMO. They talk too damned much about things we never cared about twenty years ago. And worst of all, it is either a woman or a very feminine man cutting your hair. Both of them make me want to jump out of my chair, but for different reasons. What the hell ever happened to MAN places??? There just ain't none left! Our politically correct world has taken our last refuges away. The corner bar where a decent woman wouldn't have been seen in 1965, is now a good 40% female patrons. AHHHH! No more barbershop B.S. The workplace has gone to hell, do you realize some of my counterparts in the world of maintenance are female. Only one can do her job as far as I am concerned, hell I won't mess with her, LOL! Our fleet has been over-run. Damn! Blame all this crap on chickenshit politics. Vote for the skivvywaver at the next Presidential election. Let's make America what she was. A man thing. Scott Reed, the last American male chauvenist PIG!!
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