Posted by G K Rath * Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected cut option. Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager." Joke - 5 ----------------------------------------------- Joke - 11
on 2/22/2005, 11:25 am
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Joke - 1
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One Sardar happens to be smartest among all other sardars, Once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another PC. Following was the steps followed by him.
* Disconnected the mouse from that PC
* Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC
where he wanted to copy that file And trying to paste it
there....!!!!!!!!!
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Joke - 2
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Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
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Joke - 3
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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.................
WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"
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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
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Joke - 6
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
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Joke - 8
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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly....Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
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Joke - 9
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
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Joke - 10
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Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly
in his sleep not screamin like all d passengers in d car he was
driving..
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!"
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.
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