Posted by G K Rath > hain kya?" > ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate." >ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"
on 2/22/2005, 11:36 am
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Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to
collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.
>
They reach Ramgad and start signaling: "Abe O
thakur!
> Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".
>
> Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."
>
> Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye
>
> Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."
>
> Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
>
> Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai
>
> Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log
> consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
>
> Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says:
> "jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya."
>
> AT GABBAR'S DEN...
>
> Gabbar: "Kitne virus thhye?"
>
> Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
>
> Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen anitvirus . Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake?
>Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?
> incentive
> dega , Salary
> badayega?
>
> Iski saza milegi... barabar milegi. (gabbar shouts )
>
> "Sambaa laptop la
> re".
>
> "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"
>
> Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
>
> Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai.
[logout - logout - logout]. Haan ab theek hai...
>
> Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
>
> Gabbar: "To ab testing kar!"
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