Posted by Prem N Nepak
on 2/22/2005, 10:27 pm
203.76.130.54
Hi,
Look the conversation between a software Engineer and her wife.
Husband - hi dear, i am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - bad command or file name.
Wife - but i told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort,retry,cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use,read only,try after some time.
Wife - atleast give me your credit card, I can do some
shopping.
Husband - sharing violation,access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your
receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dads house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation,it will
close.
Wife - i will leave you for ever.
Husband - close all programs & log out for another
user.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - its now safe to turn off your computer
Enjoy...........
Prem
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