Posted by G K RATH *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
on 2/24/2005, 10:05 am
203.200.55.10
> God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
> He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
> He saw me in dark, he created light.
> He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
> Twinkle Twinkle little star
> You should know what you are
> And once you know what you are
> Mental hospital is not so far.
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> TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?
> STUDENTS== Daddy cat, Mummy cat and two kittens!
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> Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.
> The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.
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> Why does history keep repeating it self?
> Because we weren't listening the first time!
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> A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
> Still he was in jail.......why?
> Coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff!
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> "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
> violin after the operation?"
> "yes of course...."
> "Great ! i never could before"
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> The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
> If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?
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> When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to
> free u from darkness and if after you pray you r
> still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!
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