Posted by Amy on 6/9/2008, 1:32 am, in reply to "Re: sneaking smokes on holiday"
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Hi fellow closet smokers...
thanks for support and replies... I hope some of the ideas I have posted has given thought and inspiration to you in order to get a carfty cig in here and there.
Had a near miss on saturday, me and hubby had been walking dogs and when driving home my cravings were strong, so said I had to go and meet a girl friend who was upset for few hours in town. Hubby was fine with it. Arrived home and went staright upstairs to get pack of vogues from under bedside unit on floor. I left my handbag in car and had nowhere to hide them so put them under the wing of my bras (sad yes I know) so like elasticated to me. I went downstairs to kiss him goodbye and a goodbye kiss turned into a lingering one and he wanted to go back upstairs to bedroom! God, I couldnt he would my cigs, I started shaking and he knew something was up, as he commented on this point. I had to push him off very unlike me and make for the door. He waved in window and very very luckily I escaped.
I smoked a couple in the car (windows down) and retreated to a quiet park with a womans weekly mag and smoked another 4. Then dropped in to see a friend and had some lunch etc which eliminated smells. Then returned home and hubby was fine and we made up for earlier situation. A very very near miss.
My tips to keeping smoking a secret are-
-smoke outdoors or in car to keep clothes clean smelling.
-always carry hand gel and breath mints but the best disguise is crisps (prawn cocktail or worstershire sauce- they wreak more than cigs!)
-it is easier for a closet woman than man as we have handbags to carry things in (cigs, lighters, mints, crisps)and also applying perfume and makeup always gives a clean fresh smell.
-dont do silly things after drink (like tell everyone you smoke) it most likley wont go down well.
-the best places in a house to stash things is under furniture like solid drawer units etc... nobody ever goes there.
As for me and my smoking preferences..
I have always smoked all whites, I still enjoy Berkeley menthol 100's but recently switched to vogue methol 100's, the superslims are so much more ladylike and sexy. I wish I could get virginia slims 120's! They sound incredible by all accounts.
When I am home I typically smoke a pack a day, I only used to smoke about 7-8 a day, but it hasnt bothered me its crept up to a pack a day. I only smoke 1 cig at a time- multiples doesnt allow me to handle and smoke in my usual fashion. When time is restricted I do sometimes chain smoke up to 4-5 at a time, but not often, I prefer a 15-20 min gap between cigs.
I practise snap and french inhales, and cone and nose exhales, which I think I do well, I also enjoy double and triple pumps to get a hard hit of smoke when im stressy or first cig of the day.
I love watching people smoke (men and women) it is such a shame we cant smoke in bars anymore! I believe women "work" a cigarette better than a man, by being allowd to smoke more seductivley and typically smoking womens brands. Women are aware that smoking smoking seductivley can be classed as sexy which is why we do it. I like to see men smoke strong cork tipped cigs, marlbro reds or camels are my faves.
I have never had the pleasure but constantly think about smoking whilst having nookie. I am positive that it would increase my own pleasure to new levels- but this isnt an option for me as it wouldnt work between my hubby and me, but the thought is so sexy and arousing.
I would like to hear some other closet smokers stories to?
Happy closet smoking
Amy
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: very nice story. are you switching your brand
: to vogue for good? sounds like you live in
: the UK. you alos might want to try Lady
: Menthols and Glamour Menthols if you get a
: chance.
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: take care.
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