The critic is bitter, baby. Clearly, these remarks are cast by a Balboa Open non-winner.
Maybe even a non-drinker. Maybe even, dare I say (dare! dare!), a sober hollie-hoo-hoo.
Based on my intel, if CMO is throwing at the Open like he was at the park this weekend,
we're all going to be lit up.
Correction: If CMO shows up to party at the Open, we're all going to be lit up.