Join us now, will you, for another exciting adventure featuring Shep and and his human companion, Ralph, brought to you by Gumout - the finest in silverware cleansers. As we look in from last time, Shep and Ralph ride in the jeep to an Army Base, jumping out and up the walkway.......
Lieutenant Turgidson
[ on phone]...so it WAS 85 proof after all. No, Mr. Fudd, I don't believe you can do that with a rabbit. [door opens, our heroes enter] Oh. Gotta go, Elmer. Hiya, Ralph!
Ralph
You wanted to see us, Sir?
Shep
[salutes with a paw. Turgidson returns salute]
Woof!
Turgidson
I'll not waste time, Ralph. Because of complaints...something here about a torn flannel shirt[shuffles through mess of papers on desk]...Shep is no longer allowed on Forest property.
Ralph
No!
Shep
Rawrrr! Woof!
Turgidson
What's he trying to say?
Ralph
He's recalling the time he saved your life by pushing the pin back into that grenade!
Turgidson
I can't help that.[slams fist on table]
Ralph
He's always been with me, Sir, ever since he was a pup and they were about to gas him at the humane society....
Shep
[For the first time ever, Shep makes eye contact with Ralph. Snaps his jaws shut]
Ralph
I rescued him for a reason, Sir. To do good and to save this Forest!
Turgidson
I'm sorry, it's out of my hands.
Ralph
See that cushioned chair, Lieutenant? The chair, Shep! Rip and tear! Rip and tear! [Shep attacks like a bear, ripping and tearing. All is silent when he's called off by Ralph. White feathered stuffing floats down from the ceiling like a Klondike blizzard]
Turgidson
He can stay.
Announcer
Be sure to join us in the next thrill-packed episode of The Lives of Shep and Ralph, as we hear Lieutenant Turgidson's wife Martha say...
Nice puppy.
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