Posted by I Love Breathitt on 6/2/2009, 8:47 am

Drinking with a Redneck Girl A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice. The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either. The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.' God Bless America

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Posted by kyblueeyes on 6/19/2009, 1:44 am, in reply to "Do Not drink with a redneck girl"

--Previous Message-- : Drinking with a Redneck Girl : : : A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are : in the same bar. : : When the Mexican finishes his beer, he : throws his glass in the air, pulls : out his pistol, and shoots the glass to : pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our : glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink : with the same one twice. : : The Arab, obviously impressed by this, : drinks his beer, throws it into the : air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the : glass to pieces. He says, 'In the : Arab World, we have so much sand to make : glasses that we don't need to : drink with the same one twice either. : : The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks : up her beer, downs it in one : gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips : out her 45, and shoots the : Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, : setting it on the bar, and : calling for a refill, she says, : : 'In America we have so many illegal aliens : that we don't have to drink : with the same ones twice.' : : God Bless America : Thats about as good as it gets now!

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Posted by rhinoboss on 7/1/2009, 3:23 pm, in reply to "Do Not drink with a redneck girl"

OMG I'm laughing so freaking hard right now you just don't even know...RFLMMFAO!!!! I want more....that's a RIOT!!!! Good one...no GREAT one !!!!LOL I'll end my day with this one thanks I love Breathitt.....thankyou....that's made my whole year.....LOL --Previous Message-- : Drinking with a Redneck Girl : : : A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are : in the same bar. : : When the Mexican finishes his beer, he : throws his glass in the air, pulls : out his pistol, and shoots the glass to : pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our : glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink : with the same one twice. : : The Arab, obviously impressed by this, : drinks his beer, throws it into the : air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the : glass to pieces. He says, 'In the : Arab World, we have so much sand to make : glasses that we don't need to : drink with the same one twice either. : : The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks : up her beer, downs it in one : gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips : out her 45, and shoots the : Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, : setting it on the bar, and : calling for a refill, she says, : : 'In America we have so many illegal aliens : that we don't have to drink : with the same ones twice.' : : God Bless America :

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