can keep from opening that box and peeking at that sink. I would be like an unparented kid in a candy store.

I had to laugh at you saying that you don't think a 600-pound person has any business climbing up on a step ladder. I doubt that a 600-pound person could even step up on the first step. Lifting that much rear enough to get on a stool wouldn't be easy.

I can hardly wait to see your kitchen when you are finished.